He Was Going to Kill Himself

It’s nice to be wanted but I had no idea someone could want me so much that they wanted to kill myself. I would feel proud except he decided this after only being with me about half of an hour.

Lee was this genius computer programmer guy I met online and I did talk to him for a whole month before I decided to go out with him the day before yesterday. He was local because he only lives about an hour away. He was always talking about how wealthy he was so I was not surprised when he drove up in a big gold jaguar. However I was really aghast at his personal appearance. He was wearing very short pants, a checkered shirt and a bowling jacket. He needed a haircut and I don’t think his socks matched. He was also wearing high top running shoes, which was a little young for him considering he is supposed to be about thirty-seven.

As Lee is Chinese he wanted to take me to the best Chinese restaurant in town which is a buffet that cost him about six bucks. I was a bit surprised because he was always going on about how rich he is. However he made up for it a bit by constantly telling me how beautiful he was.

As soon as we were done drinking our Chinese tea he asked me immediately if I wanted to get married. I thought he was joking so I started laughing but this turned out to be a big mistake. I really hurt his feelings. He started screaming about how I was like all the other girls who told him he was not good enough and that laughed at him. He then started to go on about the type of man I would really want to be with which is much younger than him, stupid and of course white. Basically he was accusing me of being a racist.

When I told him that I was going to leave because I was insulted by what he was saying he then began to cry and tell me that he was going to kill himself because nobody wanted him and that I was his last chance and that I was the only person he had ever emotionally connected to etc. etc. He also kept calling himself ugly, which was definitely not true so I kept patting his hand and telling him he would be okay but he just wouldn’t listen.

I then left the restaurant and called a cab hurriedly on my cell phone. While waiting he appeared on the curb and told me to come to the car because he had a gift for me in there. I kept refusing and then he got angry.

Then to my utmost surprise he opened the back trunk and pulled out a blow up doll. While glaring at me the whole time he stuffed her into the front seat of the Jaguar. He kept yelling “You will never find anyone better than me!”

Of course I started laughing, but later I had visions of him stabbing the doll to death because he was mad at me and it was a little disquieting.