A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it’s a gay bar.
He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink.
A gay waiter approaches and asks: What’s the name of your penis?
The customers says: Look, I’m just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer.
The gay waiter says: I’m sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.
The customer says to the gay waiter: All right….I will but first tell me the name of your penis.
The gay waiter says: NIKE…you know, JUST DO IT!
The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my penis is SECRET.
The waiter is puzzled and asks: SECRET? What does that mean?
The customer says: You know, SECRET…..STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!