15 Laws For Women To Live By
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.
I was watching the New World DVD last night since Colin Farrell looked hot in the previews, but wow was that a boring movie. It was like a love story with no words
Not much new, I went to Karen’s wedding last weekend. She looked so pretty! It was a small wedding, we all just went to a restaurant for the reception.
A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it’s a gay bar.
He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink.
A gay waiter approaches and asks: What’s the name of your penis?
The customers says: Look, I’m just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer.
The gay waiter says: I’m sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.
The customer says to the gay waiter: All right….I will but first tell me the name of your penis.
The gay waiter says: NIKE…you know, JUST DO IT!
The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my penis is SECRET.
The waiter is puzzled and asks: SECRET? What does that mean?
The customer says: You know, SECRET…..STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!