What dating blog like this would not be complete without a compendium of the world’s worst pick up lines. Here they are in all of their rotten stinking glory.
Classics
I’m here. What are your other two wishes?
Hi, do you want to have my children. If not, can we just practice.
Baby, I’m an American Express Lover! Don’t go home without me!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
You with all those curves and me with no brakes!
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth-to-mouth, quick!
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Come here often?
What is a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sex is a killer…want to die happy?
Of all the bars in the world I could have walked into, here you are…
Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
You look like someone I know.
Can I see your tan lines?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Do you come here often?
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl in This Room” and the
grand prize is a night with me!
Wanna get lucky?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Help the homeless. Take me home with you!
You know what’d look good on you? Me.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Bond. James Bond.
Done To Death
Your place or mine?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
I think, I’d make you very happy!
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Smile if you want to sleep with me
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Glamour magazine?
Aren’t you a famous model?
If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
There’s something wrong with my eyes – I can’t take them off you.
I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Real Eyerollers
What’s your sign? (response: Stop!)
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
That dress would look great – on my bedroom floor.
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Let’s play gynecologist.
Let’s go to my place and do the things! I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there
Read any good books lately?
Seen any good movies lately?
So..what do you do for a living?