Hard Wired Instincts

You have probably heard again and again how men have hard wired instincts, how they are like alpha dogs and they only want one thing – sex!

Men don’t know it but women’s self help books on attraction, dating and hooking a man are filled with descriptions of us as being helpless victims of our instincts. Men’s hard-wired instincts are more famous. Every woman knows they have to be trained and disciplined like dogs or else we will attempt to have sex with anything that moves. It might be true but you don’t have to let yourself be manipulated because of it. If a man had his way he would have sex with as many women as without having to marry a single one of them.

Oh I am sure that when some find the right woman he will marry her but that opportunity doesn’t seem to naturally present it self that often. In the meantime many men are quite happy to play the field and date as many women as often as they want and as often as they please. As a woman I am not going to argue too much with this even though I hate it because what can I do about it? Men act like dogs and it is futile for me to fight that.

So how are some men able to do this even though they are uglier than sin? How are some of these men able to convince hundreds of women that I am the best thing since James Bond with a martini in a hot tub?

It is important to realize that women have hardwired instincts too – urges that they can’t seem to help. One of them is that woman want what other women want. Notice how no woman wants a guy that is not already somehow “taken.” This is the woman’s hard-wired instinct at work.

There is some really hard research to back up this theory. Long ago when we were cave people many women simply died in childbirth. Wild beasts while on the hunt would also eat males. The only way to keep mankind thriving was for a male to have multiple partners.

Have you ever wondered why the woman who has an unfaithful partner just seems to want him more and more? Watch women who have been dumped by men – they will obsess over just one guy and even ignore perfectly nice guys who approach them while savoring the memory of this one jerk who has betrayed them again and again.

So why do women do this? Why do they love the bastard and treat the nice guy like a piece of gum on the bottom of their stiletto shoe.

It is because women are hard wired to see the unfaithful male as the strongest male in the human herd. Sad but true. Just keeping this one principle in mind – woman want what other woman — can go a long way towards helping you feed the most God awful of men the delusion that you are the greatest thing since George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Antonio Banderas all rolled up into one.

 

Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

What dating blog like this would not be complete without a compendium of the world’s worst pick up lines. Here they are in all of their rotten stinking glory.

Classics

I’m here. What are your other two wishes?

Hi, do you want to have my children. If not, can we just practice.

Baby, I’m an American Express Lover! Don’t go home without me!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

You with all those curves and me with no brakes!

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me.

Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth-to-mouth, quick!

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Come here often?

What is a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?

Sex is a killer…want to die happy?

Of all the bars in the world I could have walked into, here you are…

Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?

You look like someone I know.

Can I see your tan lines?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Do you come here often?

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl in This Room” and the

grand prize is a night with me!

Wanna get lucky?

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

Help the homeless. Take me home with you!

You know what’d look good on you? Me.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Bond. James Bond.

Done To Death

Your place or mine?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I think, I’d make you very happy!

Smile if you want to sleep with me.

Smile if you want to sleep with me

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Glamour magazine?

Aren’t you a famous model?

If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

There’s something wrong with my eyes – I can’t take them off you.

I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Real Eyerollers

What’s your sign? (response: Stop!)

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

That dress would look great – on my bedroom floor.

I am a magical being, take off your bra.

I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

Let’s play gynecologist.

Let’s go to my place and do the things! I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there

Read any good books lately?

Seen any good movies lately?

So..what do you do for a living?